A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT POSTAGE OUTSIDE THE UK

Following a recent unfortunate event whereby a stunt monkee went AWOL over the Atlantic Ocean, I have decided to offer customers outside the UK the option of sending their monkee purchase by AirSure. This is a more expensive postal option but it means that the package can be tracked.

If you choose not to pay for AirSure postage and would rather just pay for standard Airmail, then unfortunately I cannot be held responsible should your monkee go astray.

(As a guide ..... the cost of posting a monkee to the US by AirSure was two thirds the cost of said monkee ..... pricey, but he did get there - unlike his predecessor ..... may he rest in bananas wherever he may be ..... )